Inflatable Centaur Adult Costume

Fashionably Late…

So, we heard you have been procrastinating again. Come on, man, again? We know your costume standards, and they just don’t jive with that sort of work ethic: you won’t settle for being some ordinary human, or one of those frail elves, or some goofy ogre. Fantasy cosplay and all that LARPing around won’t allow it—your guildmates would laugh you out of the dungeon. No, you’re going to cosplay as the beefiest, hunkiest fantasy creature of them all: the centaur! That’s right: half horse, half man, and one-hundred percent cosplay hit. Of course, you’re going to need to do something about that lower half of yours, since it needs to be a little more horse and a lot less human.

We have you covered on the hooved front, friend. Our Inflatable Centaur Adult Costume will be just the quick fix you need, since you don’t have time to properly emulate horse hair and tail. You’ll be the horse-man of LARPing legend.

FUN Details

Oh yes, this Inflatable Centaur Adult Costume is a true masterpiece. It comes with an inflatable fan that does all the work, so all you have to do is stick those wiggly legs of yours into the costume and you’ll be looking like a full-blown (pun completely intended) centaur! The vest, gauntlets, bow and arrow aren’t included, mind you, but it has a few great details like hooves on the feet and a nice big horse tail in the back.

With Great Hooves Comes Great…

Now, everyone knows that centaurs are he-horse warrior types. That means that you’d better make sure to come packed to the teeth with toy swords, axes, bows and spears, since every goblin, orc and merman in a five mile radius is going to be completely jealous of your rad new bod—and you’ll have to fight off each and every one. But look at you, you went with no responsibilities and a pair of blue jeans to all this to deal with and a killer equine form!