Plus Size Miss Dead Receptionist Women’s Costume

Ugh, More Dead People 

If you thought being dead was bad, try being a dead receptionist! It’s just like clocking in to a customer service job in the world of the living: Same papers to file, same calls to answer, same appointments to schedule, same paperclips to misplace. The only differents is that all of the clients you see are…dead. Plus, you can’t have a mid-death crisis and decide to become an undead pastry maker because apparently that’s not a thing. Oh well. At least you have a little bit of power and your good looks have followed you to the other side. That’s saying something! 

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Dressing up, like dying, is all very personal – so pick a fun costume! This exclusive Plus Size Miss Dead Receptionist Costume is perfect for ushering souls into the afterlife’s waiting room and helping them straighten out their affairs. The shimmery bodycon-style dress is made of polyester faux silk that shimmers like rubies in the waiting room’s grim light. A zig-zag hemline and spaghetti straps add plenty of allure, as does the glittery tulle cape that floats behind you. The included white satin sash drapes from your shoulder to your opposite hip and is printed with the words “Miss Receptionist.” The afterlife is no beauty pageant, but if it was, you’d win it hands-down!

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If you knew last Halloween what you know now, you might have worn this costume two years in a row! Be the best-looking gal in the afterlife and help other souls figure out where they’re going next. If you feel like it, that is.