Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume | Women’s Pirate Halloween Costume

Wave Goodbye

When you were little, you dreamed of becoming a marine biologist. Your love of the ocean knew no bounds. You wanted big adventure on the open seas and weeks with no land in sight. Now that you’re grown up, that dream hasn’t gone away—but all that schooling! You’ve never been into math and science (you’re more of a languages and lit girl), so you fear all that research and data may not be up your alley. But…what kind of gig will give you unlimited access to the ocean and keep your dream of seafaring alive?

Um. Hello?! You’re obviously a pirate at heart. Sure, it’s a slighty less conventional career path, but when have you ever done something conventional? Think about it: you’ll get long ocean expeditions and high drama (not to mention a cool new langauge) without all that boring research. The best part? You can do it all in this Pirate Wench Plus Size Costume! Now that you have your new path in life, don’t waste another moment on dry land. See you in a few months, when you return with your first haul of booty!

Fun Details

This daring look will cement your rightful place on board quicker than a parrot can say, “Walk the plank!” The dress has an off-the-shoulder neckline and voluminous sleeves, while the corset has ribbon lacing and a skull pattern. You get a matching striped head tie to keep your hair from your eyes as you navigate in bold winds, and buckled straps that hang from the corset and attach to the skirt to adjust the length in front, so you don’t trip going down to the orlop deck. No one will be shouting, “Shiver me timbers!” in your presence, because this look is hot! Way to start out strong in your new career!

A Trip to H.Arghhhh.

Get moving on your required paperwork in order to start your new gig immediately! We hear there is a ship sailing tomorrow, but HR is waiting for you with a few forms to fill out. We’re just happy you’ve found your true calling, and that you get to wake up every morning with the scent of the salty sea and that blue horizon before you! You’re welcome.